Alright, so school has started and I'm a complete blog slacker. I'm a little busy, but its no excuse. Here's the update of random facts about life in the present:

-I have to take an entire course on Canada this semester to finish my second MA. Who gives a flip about Canada? It's horrible and I'm already behind. My other class is Spec. Ed. and its not too bad.

-I saw a really cool line on a church marquee today. I usually hate those things, but this was good: Forgive your enememies; it messes with their head.

-We were talking about ancient Egypt in my Humanities class this week and I was explaining that King Tut died when he was 19. One of my students informed me that he was killed because Moses sent the bugs from the plague to murder him by burrowing a hole in his head.

-Added a tattoo this weekend because I think they are addictive and I can't resist.

-Loud music in my car is awesome.

-I think school should be from 10am-2pm. Maybe I'll start a petition. I hate mornings.

-My friends are the best. All of them. Even when we fight like siblings.

-I can't believe Tuesday is the six year anniversary of 9/11. Why is this not a national holiday yet? Doesn't seem like that long ago that my college roommate and I sat in front of the tv for the entire week watching the news.

-I am leaving the country next summer. I am. Anyone up for the travel is invited...

-Sheryl Crow was right: Everyday is a winding a road.

-Starbucks in Ashland = Grandness.

-I really want a new Ipod.

-I like to make lists on my hand of things I need to do. I do not like when this ink ends up all over me.

-Patty Griffin rocks

-I have an exchange student in one of my classes and everyday is an adventure. I told her she looked sneaky one day because she is always smiling. She looked this word up in her German dictionary and the definition was 'crawling around on the floor on hands and knees.' Go figure.

Yes, random facts are pointless. But if you are reading this, you must be slightly entertained by my slant on random things. Alright, I'm writing this to avoid writing a paper about Canada so I should get back to that so I can finally graduate, again. New blog soon to come--maybe even tonight when I attempt to avoid writing this senseless paper for this senseless professor. The readers are restless and have even given me an article about forced abortion in China to blog about. Be patient. It's coming.